Andrew Tate is a man we all know and love. The role model our boys have been waiting for, he teaches them respect, integrity, and strength. In his world renowned online institution, “Hustler’s University” (surely Ivy League in the making?) he teaches highly beneficial life-long skills to his pupils about making money quickly, like copywriting and option trading. He is world renowned for his respect towards women, his forward-thinking attitude, and truly is the man of everyone’s dreams. In the last few months, Andrew Tate has become the hot new topic all over social media. Some have questioned his views on women, although why remains a mystery.  Ok, so he has been known to talk about how he believes women ‘belong at home’ or ‘are a man’s property’.  But when someone as delightful as Mr. Tate believes this, isn’t this – frankly – an ego boost for all of us females? 

Over the last few months, Andrew Tate tried to reach out and make friends with a girl called Greta Thunberg, but the poor guy finally ended up in a little puzzle. 

It all started on the 27th of December, when Tate posted a very normal and humble tweet where he tagged climate activist Greta Thunberg, and stated the number of cars he owns and engine types of the first few.  At the end of his sweet message, he wrote, “Please provide your email address, so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.”  What a thoughtful man, to share his passion with someone else!  Soon after Tate posted this, Greta answered him: “Yes, please do enlighten me. Email me at smalld*[email protected].”  Even though Thunberg gave him all the information he needed, Tate got mad for some reason.  At first, he decided to play dumb and answered with another tweet where he said the following: “Thank you for confirming via your email address that you have a small d*ck. The world was curious. And I do agree you should get a life❤️.” After this, to help her see the truth, he uploaded a video in a gown holding a cigar talking about how Greta was manipulated and was wrong about climate change. He made a few jokes (that he laughed at). However, he definitely wouldn’t be laughing at the situation he ended up in, poor man.  

Tate was truly resilient and stayed strong throughout the experience, and decided to go on a two minute rant explaining the situation to her. He started off by smoking his world-class cigars, and explaining that he had  “released some greenhouse gases” to, help educate the young Thunberg on science things. As the video continued Tate began to talk about how Thunberg made a comment about her email address, and as we all know Tate has a tendency to be quite self-assured.  To prove that he has the most lavish, extravagant life, he asked his assistant to hand him his pizzas.  See Greta, I have cars AND pizza and you don’t.  However, at the same time of this feud, Tate was controversially being questioned for human trafficking and rape (certainly a misunderstanding!). The feds needed confirmation that Tate was in Romania in order to then arrest him. Sadly for Tate – just trying to enjoy his food – the pizza boxes were from a company in Romania. This reached the feds immediately and proved that he was in Romania, and then they carried out his arrest. The poor man didn’t even get to finish the last slice of pizza in the box.

And there he remains today, in a Romanian jail.  

Andrew Tate: a remarkable man.  All he does is express his views on women, the world and the environment (and allegedly traffics and maybe rape?) and ends up in his current predicament. With his situation in jail, hopefully Tate can reflect on everything as he intoxicates himself with his cigar. Let’s all spare a thought for poor Andrew, as he sits alone in a Romanian cell. A role model for today?